Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
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I think long nails needs to be added to this
I SECOND THAT LONG NAILS NEED TO BE ADDED HERE.
FUCK OH MY GOD LONG NAILS IS THE ABSOLUTE FIRST THING THAT SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST
THIS IS THE FIRST THING WE LEARN AS BABY LESBIANS
NO LONG NAILS EVER EVER EVER
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